Casting: Ms. Fagina's House of Love

NB: Since this scam is ongoing and I don't want my scammer-lad to find me should he happen to search for my name I am keeping some information censored.

My comments (mostly sarcastic and snide) will be in WHITE
My emails will be in GREEN
The scammer’s emails will be in YELLOW

HELLO,
I AM CALVIN, A CITIZEN OF TEXAS, IN USA,I AM A MINISTER OF GOD, ONE OF THE FOUNDER OF THE PENTICOSTAL GOSPEL MINISTRY (PGM), AND I WAS TRANSFER BY THE BOARD OF TRUSTES TO NIGERIA, AND NOW, I AM PASTORING THE NATIONAL HEADQUATER IN NIGERIA IMMEDIATELY WE LOSS OUTFORMER HEAD THERE IN NIGERIA WHOSE NAME IS CELESTINA ABEL,AND ALSO SHE HAVE A STORE IN NIGERIA AS WELL WHICH I AM TO TAKE CARE AND MONITOR IS TH DIRECTOR OF THE STORE. SO WE WILL LIKE TO ORDER FOR SOME ITEMS IN YOUR STORE, AND THE PAYMENT WILL BE MADE WITH THE STORE CREDIT CARD, ALSO WILL SHIP THROUGH (USPS EMS 2-3DAYSEXPRESS SHIPPING METHOD) TO THE STORE IN NIGERIA, BUT BEFORE I PROCEED, I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO SHIP TO NIGERIA. IF SO, KINDLY REPLY THIS MAIL, AND ALSO FORWARD THE LISTOF THE ITEMS YOU HAVE IN STOCK, OR YOU REPLY WITH YOUR WEBSITE SO THAT I CAN LIST THE ITEMS I WANT THERE.

I WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR REPLY ASAP.
THANKS
GOD BLESS YOU

CALVIN

Let's take a moment to analyze shall we?

"I am a citizen of Texas, in the United States." - In North America. On Planet Earth. In the Milky Way. In the Universe.

"..Transfer by the board of trustees to Nigeria..." - Oh huge surprise there.

"I am a minister of God" - Keep that one in mind okay?

"...Immediately we loss outformer head there...." - blah blah blah? Ga bla bu da? Your outformer lost a head? No. More than likely it blew up having to listen to your mindless babble day in and day out. I know it sure give me a headache.

"I will be expecting your reply ASAP." - DAMN! Demanding little bastard.

Fair enough - let's see how badly he wants to play.

Here fishie fishie...

I have a very large inventory. Can you tell me what you were interested in?

He is interested in purchasing stuff from me. He MUST know what the hell I sell right?

Straight from his ass he pulls this:


Hello,
Thanks for the email, I will like to tell you that I need some jewelries, that is why I have mail you in the first instance, so I will like to have your website so I can list the exact items I need in your stock.

Note that you can also attach and forward your price list to me via email, and I will list items needed immediately.

Thanks
J

(Notice the name change? I don't know if I want to do buisiness with someone who exchanges his own name-- seems awful picky..)

I decide to screw with him a bit and see if he IS as stupid as he THINKS I am.


You must have sent an email to the wrong address. My store sells adult fantasy items.

Heh heh heh. Busted. You don't know what I - or my psuedostore - sell. What will CJ do next?


Hello,
Thanks for the email, I will like to tell you that there is a mistake in replying your mail, I will like to tell you that we need the price list of the exact items presently in your store, and we will let you know the actual once we need and going to make payment for it before shippment.

I await your reply immediately.
Thanks


1. "I will like to tell you...", "I will like to tell you..." SO FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY.

2. I "sell" adult fantasy items" -- didn't he tell me he was a minister??? Perv.

3. "I await your reply immediately" - he needs to take a valium and stop demanding crap from me. I DO have a life after all...

Let's see how big of a perv CJ is:

We have over 20,000 items in our store - Twigs, Berries, Beavers & Clams.

Could you let me know the category you are interested in? If you let me know the category I can send you the appropriate information:

Adult Fantasy Wear/Cosplay- Male
Adult Fantasy Wear/Cosplay- Female
Dildos & Vibrators
Inflatable Lovers -Human
Inflatable Lovers - Animal
Inflatable Lovers - Alien
Dungeon Equipment
Sex-Change Aids
Love Swings, Bungees & Slingshots
Misc. Items
Candy & Other Food

Sincerely
Mistress Fagina


:)


Hello,

Thanks for the email, I will like to tell you that Iam presently interested in the below items:

Adult Fantasy Wear/Cosplay- Male
Adult Fantasy Wear/Cosplay- Female

kindly get back to me with the list or the catelogs of the items, or and also the price list so i can list the exact once needed presently.

I await your reply immediately.Thanks


I get the feeling CJ is sending me form letters. I don't like that much. He should at least take some effort in writing me letters.

So CJ's wants some Fantasy Wear... I haven't had time to make up my "catalog" so I hae to keep him on the line a bit longer -


We have many items in male and female cosplay - from Japanese anime to dungeon dominatrix, school girl skirts to granny panties, adult babywear too!

And if you can imagine - we have outfits that are totally edible for twice the pleasure!

Please excuse our delay! You will receive our catalog shortly - so break out the lotion and prepare yourself!

It's sure tot TITilate eventhe HARDEST critic.

And remember - you are free to CUM visit our stores located throughoutthe east coast and seedier parts of Mexico!

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We are currrently re-doing our catalog to include some of the new items we have in stock! If you mention the word TOASTYNUTS you will receive 20% off of your purchase of $500 or more!!! It's sure to pop your cap!
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I'll keep you posted.